sodamnrelatable: “mom im so bored” “you can do your homework!”
snorlaxatives: aaaaalrighty-then: snorlaxatives: why is being alive so expensive You spelled “suck” wrong. ???????????????????????????????
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
kyleehenke: kyleehenke: Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED wow you guys sure like my sexy near-death experiences
soul-stuck: Credit to: Xamag-homestuck.tumblr.com
megasourusrex: darkfawn: casualgiraffe: crankywhenprovoked: kassiepls: i want a GPS that has bobby’s voice “turn left” “i said LEFT you idjit” “god damnit now i gotta reroute you” “listen to me next time i tell you to make a left, boy! i ain’t tellin’ you how to get here for my god damn health” “is that a dennys” This I want, for reasons “Did that left turn look like some...
morgrana: in-the-village-of-derwyn: morgrana: morgrana: for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications DON’T YOU DARE you know you secretly like it
throwitintheflames: mischeviousmeghan: thebetamale: in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
miguel-the-sexy-and-powerful-god: gaytectives: theimpalaismyhome: gingerjonasbrother: my favorite thing about hiatuses is the way the fans go a bit dormant, and hide under mountains of fics and rewatches and other shows but then something happens, filming starts, and suddenly # WE AREN’T FANGIRLS # WE’RE FANDRAGONS what happened to the sherlock fandom and why didn’t we go dormant...
I love how Tumblr is mostly just fandoms fucking...
sircuddlebuns: full-time-avenger: elzahchan: tomkittyston:
sperminallycapitalist: thesickestjokes: “A vodka, please.” “Erm, this is McDonald’s.” “OK, a McVodka, please.
daveterezi: sleepingwithveiledmice: harlequin-nepeta: sylph-of-twerk: harlequin-nepeta: harlequin-nepeta: harlequin-nepeta: harlequin-nepeta: what if tumblr was red wait i made more my 3666th post is a tumblr hemospectrum mutant tumblr oh my god this makes me uncomfortable I WAS GOING CRAZY BECAUSE THERE WASNT ONE FOR VRISKA. And then I realised...
Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-...
Johnny Depp: Yes.